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Welcome to my nightmare. 10/04/2006 - Open this link in IE 6 on Windows and view the source and explain to me why the link isn't clickable. My game, Word Yo! is available for the Mac! 09/15/2006 - The PC version is strangely not yet available, but the Mac version is through Mac Game Store for $19.99. There is a downloadable demo available as well. Buy it so I look cool with my publishers :T Nispy Page Updated 08/28/2006 - Secret info and an easy to navigate navigation thingy! I Sleep On My Little Pillow 08/06/2006 - Pierre and I used to sing this along with the Mario Paint song. Nispy even did a "cover" of it, but this is the pure version I did with the actual Mario Paint music and fellow something awful forum goon, Arf & Omega in easy to digest YTMND form. Be sure to vote for it because it rules. If there's no music, download it here Two E3 Videos up 08/06/2006 - Here are two videos from my E3 trip. More coming as soon as I have time to edit them: Planet Idiot chat 08/03/2006 - Ok, this is all beta and probably not permanent. Guest mode is on temporarily, if you want a log in, contact me lol wtf 06/18/2006 - "Your a total dickhead for dissing the gaming community. Calling them all nerds. They all earn more money than you." Snakes on a Plane (Goin' Down) 04/26/2006 - Right-click and select "Save As..." on the following link to download Nispy (my band)'s song, Snakes on a Plane (Goin' Down)! DOWNLOAD Snakes On A Plane (Goin' Down) The TagWorld contest has ended, and we didn't win! Thanks to everyone who voted and got the word out though. You know we were supposed to be on that sound track but were defeated by some agenda beyond man. HELP NISPY!!! :) 04/21/2006 - As most of you know, my band Nispy produced the most kick ass song ever for tagworld.com's contest to get a song in the Snakes on a Plane movie. After some problems, we are in the contest! If you haven't heard the song, you can download it here: http://www.planetidiot.com/nispy/secrets/FINAL_Snakes_On_A_Plane_(Goin'_Down).mp3 Tell me that is not the snakiest, planiest, most kick ass song of the billennium. Please register at tagworld.com, then go to tagworld.com/snakesonaplane and vote for Nispy! Sort the entry list by name and you can page through to find Nispy more easily. Search the web and win a prize 03/29/2006 - This is supposedly legit. They actually use google as their search engine. You can win stuff from movie tickets to a free ipod every time you search. Anyway, it's worth a shot. New Feature! 03/07/2006 - It's the feature page. Get it? Features. Oh, before I forget... 02/21/2006 - The average human being is a chinese woman named mohammed. I googled for it and didn't find anything, so I thought I'd put that out there. You're welcome. Nispy page updated! 02/16/2006 - Check out album info and even downloadable tracks including several complete albums and a never released song, "Track 7". MARIO KART DS 11/16/2005 - BE MY FRIEND: 515455-554171 You can send me your friend code through my feedback page. ok 10/09/2005 - I'm here now. I am moving to NYC soon 09/28/2005 - I AM LEAVING TEXAS FOREVERish ON SEPTEMBER 28th. See me while you can you crazy diamonds. Believe it 09/16/2005 - Stupids are back online for reasons beyond my (and her) control. lol 09/13/2005 - The legend continues: "Well I choose other! I played this fighting game for the computer "Amiga" (Which is bankrupt now. It was based on arcade games!) called idiot fighter. It was basically stick figures fighting! But not like xiao xiao style. It was really poor!" Posted by "wink" on http://www.mkfanatic.net in a "what's the worst fighter you've played" thread. I think this is the closest Idiot Fighter has had to a review since the Amiga Format fiasco. That's a really bad review coming from a someone on a Mortal Kombat fan site. I happen to think it's the greatest game ever written. Kindergarten Recipes 09/12/2005 - Lost treasure from my youth. This is actually kind of old (I posted it on SA a year or so back), but I just got around to posting it up here. China vs. the World of Lies 06/24/2005 - A guy from China contacted me. He was seeking "money for life." This is his story. And this is part 2 of his story. PUBLISHED! 11/27/2004 - My first published game, Word Yo! is now available online. I would like to thank all my friends who helped out on it, especially Steve Bartnikowski, Christina Ownby and Mike Porter as well as the very talented Ric Lumb and Steve Harrison for their contributions in the art and music departments respectively. Space Ghost called me 11/06/2004 - He left a voice mail on my cell phone. And I am the better man for it. Games page fixed 10/26/2004 - Fixed some long-standing issues that have been plaguing the games page since I switched databases. If you care or whatever. huh 08/10/2004 - Wendy who? What? I'm supposed to update? 02/06/2004 - Ok, here's the famous picture of Bali the cat mounting the Gamecube:  Sorry 01/27/2004 - My use-whatever-you-want email address thing is OFF LINE thanks to some dip shit in Russia trying to spam a million users who don't fucking exist. So use the mail form, or contact me via other means to get my new static address. Games are back up 01/03/2004 - Ok, I finally got my lazy ass around to getting all my old game files uploaded. Feel free to gank them now. oh snap x2 12/11/2003 - Looks like a lot of games are missing from my games page... they didn't make the server change :S I'll try to get them all back up soon. Oh snap 12/04/2003 - The mailer is working again. Not the guestbook though, but then, guestbooks are stupid. 11/20/2003 - Annnnnd we're back! I'm sure I'll find glitches with the data conversion, but we're up and running. Who's we? What the hell is going on? 11/20/2003 - In light of recent events, and ongoing problems since I switched web hosts, I'm returning to Allwebco. There may be site interuptions during this process, and my new database isn't populated yet, so CLAM DWON. Everything will be under control in a few days. wft 11/13/2003 - MY EMAIL IS SCREWED UP! I don't know what the hell is going on, but I'm not getting some percetage of my email. It seems to be site specific. I hope to god my hosting provider isn't using fucking SPEWS or I'm going to throw a fit. I'm throwing a fit anyway. Email me from the feedback page for now." 10/01/2003 - The "Today Bali" section has been removed. He had taken on a whole new set of annoying and idiotic behavior after the move (like swatting his water dish into the toilet or litter box, digging rubber bands out of the desk drawer and putting them in his food dish, and drinking the filthy sink water from dirty dishes) and the graph values no longer applied. Rest assured he is still a moron. Another Conquest update 09/21/2003 - BLAH I tolded you. Conquest update. 09/14/2003 - See? An update. It's more playable now, but still has much missing. No really 08/14/2003 - I'm working on that Conquest game. No new demos yet, but there will be. So... like, you know... if you care. An update 07/23/2003 - ![]("awful/wtf.gif") Wow! 06/02/2003 - 13 days without a site outage! That's some sort of record! New Band Name Generator Update 05/16/2003 - Ooops, there was an old version stuck in the zip file that would confuse you. It is fixed now. E3 05/14/2003 - yes. :) 04/25/2003 - OH NO!!!!1 TEH HONYEmOON SI OVAR!!! ![]("images/Amsterdam-heineken.jpg") Hurtin 02/20/2003 - I wish this text was optional. Oh my dear lord. 01/27/2003 - I some how stumbled upon this thread about a h4x0r wanna-be. I'm thinking he has to be a troll... later in the thread he's talking about what a computer whiz he is because he "converted" a midi to a wav file by putting the speaker next to a mic. Then I looked at his profile and found his web page... sit down for this one. Son of crap 01/17/2003 - Planet Idiot was down for a while as the server was yanked from under it. I don't think my mail is working now, but the site is back X( HAPPY NUDE REAR!!!!! 01/10/2003 - :D Once again 12/20/2002 - Here's the idiot font! :D Put it in your fonts directory and this page'll look so much cooler. I promise. Whoohoo! 12/17/2002 - GeForce4! Working on a new game 12/12/2002 - An homage to ye olde Empire game and of course, the Civ series it inspired. NOT COMPLETE BY ANY STRETCH OF THE IMAGINATION. :P Super Moron Idiot game updated 12/04/2002 - Now you can play all the way to the first boss! 12/02/2002 - ![]("cartoonz/idiotjoke.gif") This site is turning into a news brothel 11/21/2002 - but you have to read this shit. Ok, this is just weird 11/20/2002 - Not since I read the article about church organizations working to decriminalize pot... Connect reviewed at Tron Software 11/12/2002 - And it's quite glowing. :D Halloween sucks 10/31/2002 - (e) Whooptieshit, nothing happened. Boo! (e) I FUCKING HATE FUCKING MICROSOFT 10/23/2002 - (F) Fucking visual basic and fucking windows suck my ass (f) Mr. Jimbo updated his site! 10/23/2002 - Since he only does this once a billennium, I figured it deserved a news thingy. New game demo on the BlitzCoder Showcase 10/08/2002 - WordYo! is a new frantic word search puzzle game I'm creating. Check out the early demo at BlitzCoder.com. :D Guestbook fixed 09/17/2002 - Nice to know it was broken X( Super Moron Idiot update! 09/07/2002 - Added trout enemy, platforms, toilet warps, bug fixes, other stuff. Oh how the hurtful have fallen 08/29/2002 - I'm really sorry for this, but my "stupidest game" contest entry is completed. It is absolute retardation. My new joystick 08/11/2002 - :) Broadband is back! 08/10/2002 - Finally! We got our cable internet hooked up again. Whew! It was like not having running water. :( Beavis & Butt-Head to be archived for the ages 07/24/2002 - If you have any old Beavis & Butt-Head tapes (not store-bought, but taped off Mtv) email me ASAP. I'm back 07/09/2002 - Hasta la hellosa Abe-y Super Moron Idiot worklog updated 07/09/2002 - Read about the latest progress on the game I am writing, Super Moron Idiot on the Blitz Coder site. I am out of town 07/01/2002 - In NY at the lake house until like, the somethingth. Like a week from wednesday & stuff. New stuff 4 U 06/16/2002 - More products to buy by the metric ass-ton at the Planet Idiot shop! HUGE Super Moron Idiot update! 06/12/2002 - Yeah, it's been a while, which usually means I'm being a lazy @#!;er. But I've actually been a busy toolbox, and have something to show for the delay. Anyway, check it out, it is neato (but still not finished.) Oh, shameful day 05/30/2002 - http://www.planetidiot.com/cartoonz";"I am sorry to announce that the cartoons are back after a considerable delay. The Bessy 5000 and Cocoa Butter cartoons should now run at the proper speed, there's a commemorative Planet Idiot comic to celebrate the lack of comics, and a new arrival to the world of funnyn't. You just knew it, didn't you? 05/28/2002 - At last, some validation. Finally 05/21/2002 - Another SMI update. New powerup! Oops. 05/20/2002 - There have been new stupids in silence. They are painting my house against my will 05/17/2002 - I can't get to my computer. That makes me a sad panda. Super Moron Idiot worklog 05/15/2002 - Check out where I am in development or something. Once again, yet another Super Moron Idiot game update, again 05/07/2002 - Music glitch fixed, space llama less hard to get around, almost new item that doesn't work yet. A masterpiece 05/03/2002 - I never imagined myself being a real fanatic about anything, because I had never encountered anything that seemed so fanatically about me. This animation/film is a work of what has been brewing in my head most of my adult life. I am almost as thrilled about the fact that it is digital, and sufficiently pervasive as I am that someone created this other than me. The message trying to be sent here will be studied for a long time. Wow. 05/02/2002 - We haven't had internet access at work for 3 days! Hurtin. hehehe 04/17/2002 - I'd rather see a sticker with an American Flag that says, "Our patriotic duty: reduce dependence on foreign oil" Maybe! Or Yeah! 04/15/2002 - Formerly Positive organ -- regroupified under new management! Expect little, hear much, wet your pantsies in disturbaling greatness. Do *not* swallow an entire cactus when you visit the page. Yes! Really! An update to my Connect game! 04/09/2002 - A few useful tweaks and bug fixes. Check the Added section of the page to see wussup. LLAMA! 04/03/2002 - The Llama mp3 is now ONLINE! New Music Page 03/27/2002 - http://www.planetidiot.com/index.asp?ref=music";"I changed the Music button on the side thingy to point to a music page. This way you can access my bands Nispy or Planet Idiot and I can provide links to my friends' bands and to Big Bad Bands that rule your face. If you want me to consider linking your band, shoot me a link to where I can hear some of your stuff and link back to me on your page. Broken Saints 03/22/2002 - Whoa. Cool. New Band Name Generator update! 03/07/2002 - Woohoo! Now it can check for updates online for ya! If you want it to. :P My eternal mystery 03/06/2002 - Back when I was a wee lad of 16, I made a retarded Street Fighter II parody on the Amiga computer called "Idiot Fighter." It came to my attention about 8 1/2 years later that in 1996, "Idiot Fighter" was possibly reviewed in the defunct UK mag, Amiga Power. I was sent a copy of this magazine by a generous Commodore Club dude, and apparently the game was being sold on a compilation floppy disk with two other games, Pixel War and Sproing. And it didn't work on the disk so the reviewer didn't review it. ??? I'd like to tell you about Body Solutions! 02/25/2002 - The amazing new product that removes all faith in the human race while you sleep! People are retarded fucking sheep. Here's some miracle weight loss hints: Meat is fattening. Cake is not a breakfast food. Sitting on your ass makes it grow! It's funny because it's true. 02/20/2002 - http://www.thecriticalvoice.com/drug_terror.html";""Suppose that the US really is trying to get rid of drugs in Colombia. Does Colombia then have the right to fumigate tobacco farms in Kentucky? They are producing a lethal substance far more dangerous than cocaine. More Colombians die from tobacco-related illnesses than Americans die from cocaine." -- Noam Chomsky MY COMPUTER IS HERE! 02/18/2002 - I can't wait until this baby is obsolete in a year and a half. It's a 1.6 GHz P4 :) Happy Day :D This site has caught my interest for a moment 02/15/2002 - I'll leave the link up here until I read it and decide it goes on my links page or into the cyber-abyss. Connect Update 02/12/2002 - Now it comes as an installer, so no more issues with people extracting it wrong. Jousty Game Updated 02/05/2002 - Now, it's like 2 player or some nonsense. New Game-In-Progress! 02/04/2002 - Would that be a GIP? I dunno. Anyway, it's kinda alot like Joust sorta! WOOO! :D It isn't finished yet though, so calm the hell down. Happy new beer! 01/30/2002 - I added a Mail Bag a couple of days ago because I got a disturbing email. We'll see how long this section lasts. The Hurtin section didn't quite work out, and for some blessed reason I haven't heard such idiotic nonsense worthy of the Hurtin section in a while. Let's hope it stays that way for everyone's sake, but I'll keep Hurtin around for a while yet just in case. It is after all, another stupid year. New products at the Planet Idiot store! 01/28/2002 - Just in time for Valentines day, a special bear for that special girl. Pardon me 01/17/2002 - I would like to humbly request that we all stop the hateration and while the holleration is optional, it could deepen our love up in this biznibblediditch. Dark Unicorn Productions site gets makeover! 01/16/2002 - Check out the cool new look! And check out my games ;) Oops, there was a new stupid a while ago 01/15/2002 - But I didn't tell anyone. SECRET. Planet Idiot quoted 01/09/2002 - http://www.muppetfire.com/quotes.shtml";"You'll have to search down the enormous list, but it's right above Gandhi. For some unknown reason, someone not only read one of my stupids, but also quoted from it. The rest of his site is here. No wait, it's here. Recording has begun... 01/08/2002 - Well, it did a few days ago. Anyway, we don't have a name for the new Planet Idiot EP, but the probable songs are: Modern Noise, No Time, Logic Shmogic, Simplicity, and Gimme Some. For up-to-the-month news and old music, visit our mp3 site with the linky-thinger. I'm getting tired of explaining why I don't eat meat 01/08/2002 - Maybe this will shut people up for a while. Nothing makes a better argument than 1.5 billion tons of animal shit. Mmmmm, what a lovely world we've created. Blah 12/20/2001 - I'm back... had a vacation that coincided with a lack of internet access. Yay! No news, blah. Merry holidays & shit. New Version of Trillian! 12/07/2001 - For those in the know, get version 7.0! For the rest of you foolz, pick up this program if you chat on AOL, ICQ, MSN, YM, or IRC and are fed up with crapppy, huge, bloated pieces of adware. This let's you chat on *all of 'em* in one beautiful little ad-free app. And now it supports file transfers! I know where bacon comes from! 11/30/2001 - Thanks to my good pal the Den-Man for pointing me to this one. It's hi-ho-fucking-hilarious. Whoa! 11/14/2001 - I think I can send email now :D Halleludjyuh or something. Stranger Days 11/14/2001 - New stupid about life, the Universe and nothing. Wow! That sucked ass! 11/13/2001 - I love having my site down for 2 days. (F)(f) HAPPY HALLOWEEN 10/31/2001 - (e) I have some email... 10/30/2001 - Ok, I should be able to recieve email... I just can't send it yet X( Once again pissing off the religious right 10/30/2001 - New stupid (f) More Progress on the game... 10/26/2001 - Demo of my latest offering soon (I hope). Pardon my issues 10/25/2001 - The site has moved! There's still some clean-up to do, so bare (it all) with me. If you encounter any problems, lemme know. Planet Idiot Did Dada 10/21/2001 - The gig has gagged. Or something. Thanks to Steve, Chris, Janelle (please say I spelled your name right!) and Elizabeth ;) for coming to the show! We actually sounded pretty good! A badass sound guy can go a long way :) Thanks again Tom for booking us. We'd love to come back! I got Blitz3D! 10/20/2001 - So now, in theory, I can make cool 3D games! Anyway, my first offering is an example on how to handle FPS camera controls. It includes commented source, crappy textu New work-in-progress 3D game! 10/15/2001 - It's gonna be like, disc golf sorta. Or something. New Stupid 10/15/2001 - Electrons are silly. 10/04/2001 - ![]("thatguy/tg1.gif") The gig is over 09/13/2001 - Click the link for our MP3 page for demos and news as it comes. Thanks bunches to Mike, Chris, Caroline, Paul, Islam, Jennifer, and their guests for coming to support us and to make noise. We really appreciate it. We'd especially like to thank the following people: Chris Burns for the critical help moving/loading/unloading equipment, Steve Bartnikowski for the equally critical ride to the U-Haul place clear across BFE, and Elizabeth Burroughs for taking the 90 minute drive from Sherman to see us. |
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