Part two of the man from China saga. Now his name is Johnny for some reason, so I don't have to hide his ICQ number.
[09:19] idiot: are you there?
[09:19] Johnny: ..
[09:19] Johnny: hi
[09:19] Johnny: online
[09:20] idiot: thank jesus
[09:20] Johnny: why thank jesus?
[09:20] idiot: i had a terrible accident!
[09:20] idiot: i am in the hospital.
[09:21] idiot: there was a malfunction with the robot arm
[09:21] Johnny: really, thank Jesus a lot
[09:21] Johnny: when you have a accident?
[09:21] Johnny: when you have a accident?
really, thank Jesus a lot!
[09:22] Johnny: robot arm?
[09:22] idiot: well thank jesus i found you. i was hoping maybe you got some debug information from the robot brain.
[09:22] Johnny: you no arm?
[09:23] Johnny: what do you mean, I can't understand. I am living in a town,many things in USA I never see
[09:23] idiot: both arms are broken. i have to type with my chin.
[09:23] idiot: my legs are broken too
[09:24] Johnny: what are you talking about?
[09:24] idiot: this is hard to type with my chin
[09:24] idiot: hang on
[09:24] idiot: SPEECH TO TEXT ONLINE
[09:24] idiot: hello ok is this working
[09:24] idiot: good it seams ok
[09:24] Johnny: YES
[09:24] idiot: now i can talk and the computer types for me
[09:25] Johnny: do you online?
[09:25] Johnny: OK
[09:25] idiot: no i don't want apple sauce right now
[09:25] idiot: sorry
[09:25] idiot: whenever i talk it types what i say
[09:25] Johnny: something you told me i don't understand
[09:25] idiot: sorry the nurse is here
[09:25] Johnny: OK
[09:25] idiot: no i don't want apple sauce, just put it there ok
[09:26] idiot: listen do you remember talking to the robot brain
[09:26] idiot: did it display any text
[09:26] idiot: as if there was a malfunction
[09:26] Johnny: hi
[09:27] Johnny: what are you talking about?
[09:27] idiot: i am trying to find out why the robot arm attacked me
[09:27] Johnny: I am a Chinese,so I don't know much English
[09:27] idiot: do you have any robots
[09:27] Johnny: of course,no
[09:28] idiot: well they have to follow a program
[09:28] Johnny: right
[09:28] idiot: look lady i don't care about what time they tell you to feed me apple sauce
[09:28] idiot: sorry johnny the nurse won't leave until i eat
[09:29] idiot: fine just put the straw in my mouth
[09:29] idiot: thorry
[09:30] idiot: i am drying to find out why the rodot arm athacked me
[09:30] Johnny: I am crazy now
[09:30] Johnny: fix it
[09:30] idiot: mmm yes it is good apple sauce thank you
[09:30] idiot: johnny this is important
[09:30] idiot: did the robot say anything unusual
[09:31] Johnny: what he said?
[09:31] idiot: i am asking
[09:31] idiot: i did not have time to review the log
[09:31] Johnny: me too
[09:31] idiot: the robot called the ambulance when i started to bleed internally
[09:31] idiot: inside my chest
[09:32] idiot: nurse my bedpan is spilling on my leg
[09:33] idiot: i am not sure what happened
[09:34] Johnny: ?
[09:34] Johnny: can you borrow me some money
[09:35] idiot: i will have to see how much the hospitial bill is
[09:35] Johnny: OK
[09:35] idiot: my insurance will only cover so much
[09:35] Johnny: let's talk next time
[09:35] idiot: in america hospitals are a business
[09:35] Johnny: OK
[09:35] idiot: they charge one hundred dolalrs for each apple sauce
[09:36] idiot: the nurse comes in all day to feed me apple sauce through a straw
[09:36] Johnny: one hundred dollars?
[09:36] Johnny: that's impossible
[09:36] Johnny: OK
[09:36] idiot: it is a hospital
[09:36] idiot: they do not let me eat other food
[09:36] Johnny: OK,I had to leave now
[09:36] idiot: i fell when the robot broke my legs
[09:37] idiot: please don't leave you are my only friend here
[09:37] Johnny: really?
[09:37] idiot: the nurse keeps giving me shots
[09:37] idiot: it makes me sleepy and they feed me apple sauce in my sleep
[09:37] Johnny: sorry,I had to leave at once
[09:38] idiot: they make me urinate in a pan
[09:38] idiot: is your brother coming home
[09:38] Johnny: OK, i had to leave
[09:38] Johnny: yes
[09:38] idiot: don't let him talk to me
[09:38] idiot: i am defensless in the hospital bed
[09:38] Johnny: OK
[09:38] idiot: nurse please wipe my bottom
[09:39] Johnny: OK, good luck to you, wish you have a good health
[09:39] idiot: thank you
[09:39] idiot: computer chat off
[09:40] idiot: computer stop chat
[09:40] idiot: computer turn off chat
[09:40] idiot: damn it
[09:40] idiot: computer close window
[09:40] idiot: computer
[09:40] idiot: i just had apple sauce nurse can you turn off the computer please
[09:40] idiot: i just had it
[09:41] idiot: ten minutfmpmfph ok stop i will eat
[09:41] Johnny: I had to leave sorry
[09:41] idiot: i am sorry i am trying to close the window but the voice to text is not responding
[09:41] Johnny: bye
[09:41] idiot: nurse i cannot afford apple sauce any more
[09:41] Johnny: let's talk next time
[09:41] idiot: computer chat off
[09:42] *** "Johnny" signed off at Tue Jun 21 09:42:01 2005.