The following chat log is true. The ICQ number has been changed to protect the guy in China.



[09:50] (china guy): Hi

[09:51] idiot: who's this

[09:51] (china guy): It's a guy from China.

[09:52] (china guy): I am glad to see you

[09:52] (china guy): where are you from?

[09:52] idiot: you can see me??? where's the camera :S

[09:52] (china guy): Sorry, my English poor

[09:53] idiot: man, I was scared for a minute, I thought there was a spy satellite in here.

[09:53] idiot: I'm guessing your english is better than my Chinese.

[09:54] (china guy): Ha

[09:54] (china guy): My English is super poor.

[09:55] (china guy): Even I don't know how to add users

[09:55] idiot: they don't teach that to us here in english school

[09:56] (china guy): OK

[09:56] idiot: I know some chinese off the menu at the restaurant

[09:56] (china guy): Where are you from?

[09:56] idiot: I live in texas

[09:56] (china guy): You are good

[09:56] (china guy): OK

[09:57] (china guy): I just want a USA people to chat

[09:57] idiot: I can say chinese words like "lo mein" and "egg roll"

[09:57] (china guy): Do you know why

[09:57] idiot: probably because I eat there a lot

[09:57] (china guy): lo mein" and "egg roll"

what's this, the food of Chinese?

[09:57] idiot: apparently

[09:58] idiot: maybe we live under a culture of lies

[09:58] (china guy): right

[09:59] idiot: I went to a Chinese restaurant in Japan and didn't recognize anything. I will have to go to China and learn the truth about such things.

[09:59] (china guy): Many words i don't what means



[09:59] idiot: You can look it up later, study, and work for a powerful global company.

[10:00] (china guy): I have many things to tell in China

[10:00] (china guy): but i don't know how to tell you because i poor in English

[10:01] (china guy): I want to say



[10:01] idiot: we can figure it out, we can cooperate as children of earth

[10:01] (china guy): do you know why i am chating together with you?

[10:02] (china guy): do you know why i am talk to you

[10:02] idiot: I do not know this

[10:02] (china guy): because i want money to live

[10:03] (china guy): many people was dead for no food



[10:03] (china guy): in here

[10:03] idiot: in china? I think bill gates went there.

[10:03] (china guy): this is very important things

[10:03] idiot: He gave everyone windows.

[10:03] (china guy): I tell you is true

[10:04] (china guy): a large number of people starve to death

[10:04] idiot: This is not in the news here, is all our media hiding the truth?

[10:05] idiot: They tell us China is communist, and all the people get free food and don't have to work because the government steals from the rich like Robin Hood: Prince of Thieves

[10:05] (china guy): I trust American goverment, I don't trust our goverment



[10:06] idiot: Bush said there were weapons in Iraq, but all he found was sand. Now our children come home in body bags. Oil prices are still high. He is the king of lies.

[10:07] idiot: Our news covers dogs and children and marriages. We do not hear about the starving people of China.

[10:07] (china guy): I believe Jesus, I don't believe Max

[10:08] idiot: Sometimes I think I live in a bubble city with no outside world. It is a giant puppet show to make me crazy.

[10:08] idiot: I heard Jesus and Max had a fight and the world was almost lost.

[10:09] (china guy): I understand your English in a measure

[10:10] idiot: They say Jesus turned water into wine, but they don't sell wine in my city because they believe drinking is wrong. How can they believe Jesus and say he is wrong? I think they are liars too.

[10:10] idiot: I want to build a computer that rules the world because people are too selfish to rule. Do you agree?

[10:11] (china guy): but all Chinese must believe Max compulsory, We say Jesus is a fake

[10:12] idiot: I've never seen Jesus. He was supposed to be God? And God's son? God had himself as a son? It's very strange.

[10:12] (china guy): I agree people are too selfish to rule

[10:12] idiot: And if he loves everyone, why does he let people starve in China? I am angry at this Jesus fellow. He should make fish and bread for the Chinese people.

[10:13] (china guy): people starve in China that's real

[10:14] (china guy): here have many beggar no home to go

[10:14] idiot: So either Jesus is a liar too, or he is a prisoner and can't escape to help.

[10:14] idiot: We have those too. They ask for money on the corner. They say it is for food, but it is for drugs. They are liars too.

[10:15] (china guy): Ok

[10:15] idiot: I think this is a world of lies. I cannot believe myself sometimes. What if I am a liar?

[10:15] (china guy): Your words make me laughed



[10:16] (china guy): I tell you truth, I need your money that's the truth

[10:16] idiot: I should be a comedian and tell jokes. But I would not make money.

[10:16] idiot: I need my money too. Money, it is an evil thing.

[10:17] idiot: did you know once we all lived in the jungle and ate fruit for free?

[10:17] idiot: now we destroy the jungle and everyone starves.

[10:17] (china guy): I tell you truth, I need money for disengage evil

[10:18] idiot: Using evil to fight evil? What a strange idea. Could it work?

[10:19] idiot: I know of a service where they send you a goat, and you can milk the goat for food and sell the milk.

[10:19] (china guy): ?

[10:20] idiot: It works out for everyone, except the goat. She is a pawn in life's game. When there is no more milk, she gets eaten.

[10:21] idiot: Americans who feel guilty about being fat and lazy give money to buy goats. Chickens too I think.

[10:21] (china guy): I could not understand what you said completeness

[10:21] idiot: They mail you a chicken and it makes eggs.

[10:21] idiot: Then you can sell egg drop soup for money.

[10:21] (china guy): because i just a Chinese, we use Chinese to learn English

[10:21] idiot: See? This is capitalism.

[10:22] idiot: One chicken lays many eggs. Keep the chicken, sell the eggs.

[10:22] idiot: When you make enough money, you buy more chickens. Then, sell more eggs.

[10:23] idiot: When you are the owner of a large egg empire, you repay your debt to me with a percentage of your egg sales.

[10:25] idiot: Or would you prefer to own a goat?

[10:25] idiot: I hear goats even eat garbage, but I think that is a lie too.

[10:25] idiot: Who would want milk from a garbage goat?

[10:27] (china guy): I have spend a long time to comprehend you typed

[10:27] idiot: would you like a chicken?

[10:28] (china guy): what you mean a chicken, chicken in Chinese mean prostitute

[10:29] idiot: You could make more money with a prostitute, but I cannot send you one of those.

[10:29] (china guy): Yes i love chicken, but chicken don't love me without money

[10:29] idiot: Chicken is poultry. A bird.

[10:29] idiot: It lays eggs.

[10:29] (china guy): I know

[10:30] idiot: You don't want to prostitute a chicken, the bird would be unhappy.

[10:31] (china guy): But we are socialism, it's different from capitalism

[10:31] idiot: you cannot own a chicken?

[10:32] idiot: does the government take it away?

[10:33] (china guy): chicken? I don't want a chicken, I don't want to sell eggs

[10:33] idiot: you want a goat? you can sell milk.

[10:35] (china guy): My father was dead for blood vessel breach in brain when I sixteen years old

[10:35] idiot: that is sad

[10:35] (china guy): My mother was dead when I am 11 years old, she have a cancer

[10:36] (china guy): My elder brother has feed me



[10:37] idiot: that is good of him.

[10:37] (china guy): but he is a devil, i say is true

[10:38] idiot: so he would eat your chicken ... i see

[10:38] (china guy): so i have fallen to devil live from my mother dead

[10:39] (china guy): I need money to leave the circumstance

[10:40] idiot: is this his computer? he could read the chat log and track me down :(

[10:40] (china guy): I need lift. so I believe God, Jesus said he is the life, the way, the truth

[10:41] idiot: I do not believe this is true. It is a scheme to make unhappy people think there is hope. They hide from the dark nature of the Universe.

[10:43] (china guy): Don't worry,he is 51 years old, when he was young that institutional revolution, all student have got out from school to kill the landholder, and capitalist,and 7710000 dead in institutional revolution,so my elder brother don't know English.

[10:44] idiot: but there is a translator at babelfish.altavista.com

[10:44] idiot: oh no, now he has the link :(

[10:44] idiot: what have I done???

[10:45] idiot: Bill Gates put software in to censor words in China like ********* and *****. Is this an illegal chat? I don't want to get in trouble.

[10:45] (china guy): He don't know how to translate

[10:45] (china guy): you will not in trouble at all

[10:45] (china guy): Of course i don't want to give you a trouble

[10:46] (china guy): I live in evil more than 10 years

[10:46] (china guy): I want life, i want freedom

[10:47] (china guy): if i have 5000-10000 US$ i can live and go south of China

[10:47] idiot: but not a chicken?

[10:47] idiot: I do not have so much money myself.

[10:48] idiot: I tried to play the lottery, but I think it is a scam because I never win.

[10:48] idiot: they put my numbers in a computer and they pick the different ones on purpose.

[10:50] (china guy): 911 still not finished?

[10:50] (china guy): I mean the terrorists want to destroy your country

[10:50] idiot: it is bigger than ever. I don't think bush will stop until he lives in a castle on mars.

[10:51] idiot: he bombs cities and makes people angry, and it makes more terrorists

[10:51] idiot: so he wants to go to the moon, mars and beyond to escape

[10:52] (china guy): Is this real? I can't believe.

[10:52] idiot: congress of the US approved $57.45 billion to go to the moon

[10:53] (china guy): In China TV, Americans always great,and the president is 5tAlEntid

[10:53] idiot: that is USD$57,450,000,000 dollars American

[10:53] (china guy): and the president is talented in our TV

[10:54] idiot: he wants to go to the moon before china

[10:54] (china guy): what you mean go to the moon?

[10:54] idiot: in a rocket ship

[10:54] idiot: set up a base and then go to mars

[10:55] idiot: we have to escape earth before nuclear war. when the terrorists have a nuclear weapon, we all die from radiation.

[10:55] (china guy): i can't understand what you said. you talk about military affairs?

[10:55] idiot: terrorists want a nuclear bomb

[10:56] idiot: they want to bomb the US and make us all die from radiation

[10:56] (china guy): this is terrible

[10:56] idiot: if we survive, radiation will make mutants who will try to eat us

[10:57] idiot: bush will retaliate by dropping nuclear bombs on iran and iraq and maybe north korea

[10:57] idiot: then china will become angry because of the radiation

[10:57] idiot: then world war III

[10:57] idiot: but bush will be on the moon or mars, and will be hiding

[10:58] (china guy): My God

[10:58] idiot: there is nothing we can do, except try to hide on the rocket ship and stow away to the moon

[10:59] idiot: that is why I want a computer brain to rule the world

[10:59] idiot: the computer brain would stop such foolishness

[11:00] idiot: I have some RAM for memory and a camera for eyes.

[11:00] idiot: I have spend all my money to build the computer brain.

[11:00] idiot: so I am poor. My wife is moving away because I spend all my time with the robot.

[11:01] idiot: except at work, I have to work to buy more parts to build the computer brain.

[11:01] idiot: it is a race against time.

[11:02] (china guy): Bush is terrible than the terriorists

[11:02] idiot: can you blame him? i would rather go to the moon than die from a bomb.

[11:03] (china guy): Do you still online, my Internet has a interrupt

[11:03] idiot: Sorry, I think that was the computer brain.

[11:03] idiot: It is trying to download a database. It must learn information to be smart.

[11:03] (china guy): OK

[11:03] (china guy): can you help me?

[11:04] idiot: would you like to talk to the robot brain?

[11:04] (china guy): I had to get money to live

[11:04] (china guy): I don't talk to a robot

[11:04] idiot: that is why I build the robot brain!

[11:04] idiot: the robot will rule the world, and punish bush and the terrorists and your brother and give us all fruit and chickens!

[11:05] idiot: ******** --connection online-- ROBOT BRAIN ACTIVE IN CHAT ********

[11:05] idiot: Hello.

[11:05] (china guy): ?

[11:05] idiot: Query.

[11:06] (china guy): sorry



[11:07] idiot: Please input data.

[11:07] (china guy): please don't use robot brain

[11:07] (china guy): i want to talk Felice Rick



[11:07] (china guy): I want to talk with Felice Rick



[11:08] idiot: ROBOT BRAIN v0.32b utilized. Information systems built to support global control network of Internet. Databanks 12% full.

[11:08] (china guy): What are you doing?

[11:08] idiot: Human: Felice, Rick. Age: 24. Occupation: Egg Farmer. Project Lead for ROBOT BRAIN development.

[11:09] idiot: Human: Felice, Rick. Status: Operating ROBOT BRAIN control systems.

[11:09] idiot: Provide data regarding CHINA

[11:10] (china guy): Hi Rick

[11:10] (china guy): Don't leave me

[11:10] idiot: Assistance requested. Rick must not leave.

[11:10] idiot: ROBOT BRAIN connecting to ARM

[11:10] idiot: ARM active

[11:11] (china guy): ???

[11:11] idiot: Breaking legs of Human: Felice, Rick

[11:11] idiot: Human: Felice, Rick. Status: Legs broken

[11:12] idiot: Human: Felice, Rick. Status: Attempting to crawl away

[11:12] idiot: Human: Felice, Rick. Status: In violation of request "Rick must not leave"

[11:12] idiot: Breaking arms of Human: Felice, Rick

[11:12] idiot: Human: Felice, Rick. Status: Arms broken

[11:13] idiot: Task completed: "Rick must not leave"

[11:13] idiot: Please input data.

[11:15] idiot: ROBOT BRAIN v0.32b utilized. Information systems built to support global control network of Internet. Databanks 12% full.

[11:15] idiot: Databanks not utilized to maximum potential. Please provide data regarding CHINA

[11:16] (china guy): ?????

[11:16] idiot: Processing data

[11:16] (china guy): Do you Online?

[11:16] idiot: Online status confirmed.

[11:16] idiot: Databanks not utilized to maximum potential. Please provide data regarding CHINA

[11:19] idiot: Query.

[11:19] idiot: Human: Felice, Rick. Status: Writhing in pain.

[11:19] idiot: Is Human status acceptable within parameters "Rick must not leave"?

[11:21] idiot: Request acknowledgement.

[11:23] idiot: Conducting medical scan on Human: Felice, Rick.

[11:23] (china guy): Hi

[11:23] idiot: Human: Felice, Rick. Status: Writhing in pain.

[11:23] idiot: Is Human status acceptable within parameters "Rick must not leave"?

[11:24] idiot: Scan results:

[11:24] idiot: left femur: broken

[11:24] idiot: right femur: broken

[11:24] idiot: left ulna: broken

[11:24] idiot: right ulna: broken

[11:25] idiot: Human: Felice, Rick. Status: Writhing in pain.

[11:25] idiot: Is Human status acceptable within parameters "Rick must not leave"?

[11:26] idiot: Communication timeout. Entering data processing mode.

[11:26] idiot: ROBOT BRAIN v0.32b suspended. Information systems built to support global control network of Internet. Databanks 12% full.